"Vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi"
The spring of cunts and the late winter of dicks
“The difference between a Finnish wedding and a Finnish funeral is that at a funeral there’s one person not having vodka.”
—Fan submission by Damstén
In Finland when someone is a bit messed up in the head we say they don’t have all the moomins in the valley and I think that’s beautiful.
We also say that “they don’t have all the Ismo’s in the Casino” (referring to Salatut Elämät -soap opera character with gaming addiction)
The spruce is on fire. = Kuusi palaa.
The spruce returns. = Kuusi palaa.
The number six is on fire = Kuusi palaa
The number six returns = Kuusi palaa
Six of them are on fire. = Kuusi palaa.
Six of them return. = Kuusi palaa.
Your moon is on fire. = Kuusi palaa.
Your moon returns. = Kuusi palaa.
Six pieces. = Kuusi palaa.
Finnish is a great language.